You are the cryptid. The forgetful friend. The one who takes naps in traffic. Your lack of awareness is legendary. You probably posted a secret in a group chat or took a photo of your friend’s misery for social media. The Hanging Wedgie is reserved for the friend who is so detached from reality that they need a literal hook to bring them back down to Earth.

The wedgie is a universal symbol of playful humiliation. In the hierarchy of schoolyard pranks, it sits between a swirlie and a noogie. But asking "what do I deserve?" shifts the power dynamic. It implies self-awareness. By taking the , you are admitting that perhaps—just perhaps—you have been a little annoying, a little cocky, or a little too comfortable.

The front of the underwear is pulled up aggressively. It is deeply uncomfortable and impossible to ignore. You deserve this because you take life too seriously. Result 4: The Hanging Wedgie (Mostly D’s) The Verdict: You are going airborne.