Interview With A Milkman -1996- -2021- -

By 2010, the depot went from 14 lads to 4. Me, Pete the Snail (he was slow), young Liam, and old Barry. We were carrying the whole route on our backs. The electric floats were falling apart. I had to re-wire my own brake lights with tape.

But on cold mornings, residents of the eastern crescent say they still hear it, just at the edge of hearing: the ghostly whir of an electric motor and the soft clink of glass on stone. Interview With A Milkman -1996- -2021-

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But look, by ’96, the papers were already saying we were a dying breed. The supermarkets had been hammering us for a decade. But you know what? I had 422 customers. Four hundred and twenty-two households that trusted me. The milk wasn't just milk. It was gold-top [Jersey cream-on-top] for the old ladies on Acacia Road. It was semi-skimmed for the young families in the new builds. And it was orange juice in the little cartons for the hangovers. By 2010, the depot went from 14 lads to 4

I got up at 2:45 AM. Habit. Didn't set an alarm. I made a flask of tea. I went to the depot—which was just a cold storage locker by then, no office, no banter. The float was… sick. The battery held 60% charge. I loaded 38 crates. That was it. 38 crates for a route that used to take 120. The electric floats were falling apart