Funny Pee Stories Today

The operator replied, "Sir, if you disconnect, you lose your place in the queue."

He didn't see her inside. For 45 minutes.

Matt looked down. "Chloe... that's not a puddle."

That's not a funny pee story, Maria admits. That’s just Tuesday. The Zoom Pee-Pocalypse 2020 gave us a new genre of humiliation: the virtual meeting. Tom was in a silent 200-person webinar. He muted his mic, turned off his camera, and ran to the bathroom, leaving his headset on the desk.