And as the IPO door hits the finders on the way out, the only ones left smiling are the ones who bought the ticket for the show—and the one actress who saw the whole damn thing coming.
Five golden hells. Buy the dip? No. Buy the streaming rights. Disclaimer: This article is a work of satirical financial commentary. No actual adult film stars were harmed in the making of this IPO. Veronica Vain does not hold a Series 7 license. And as the IPO door hits the finders
When asked for comment by Financial Times , a spokesperson for the firm said: "We facilitate consensual economic arrangements. Any comparison to adult entertainment is reductive and sexist." No actual adult film stars were harmed in
The dialogue is strikingly prescient. At one point, Veronica Vain looks directly into the camera and hisses: "You don’t find an arrangement. You force the arrangement. And when the IPO drops, I own the finder’s fee." And when the IPO drops
Veronica Vain, via her Parler account, responded: "If the high heels fit, wear them." As of this writing, The Arrangement Finders (Ticker: ARR-F) is trading at $12.50, down 54% from its IPO pop. Class action lawsuits have been filed in the Southern District of New York. The lead plaintiff’s attorney, in a bizarre twist, has subpoenaed EvilAngel’s production records to prove "artistic intent to defraud."