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If you have ever been forced to go on a camping trip with your mother and that one friend—you know the one: the friend who chews too loud, corrects your grammar, or suddenly becomes a motivational speaker at 6:00 AM—then you have lived through a trial by fire (literally, if you were in charge of starting the campfire).

Every time you dip your paddle, Alex screams, "OH MY GOD, YOU GOT WATER ON MY SHIRT. IT’S LINEN." -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

Your mom cries a little in the driveway. "Did we make a memory?" she asks. If you have ever been forced to go

"Are you awake? I think I heard a raccoon." You: "Go to sleep." Alex: "What if it’s not a raccoon? What if it’s a skinwalker? I watched a video. Do you think this land is sacred? We should apologize to the trees." You: "Go. To. Sleep." Alex: "I have to pee. Will you come with me? I’m scared of the dark. Also, your mom snores. Should we wake her up to check if she’s breathing?" "Did we make a memory

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